Christ, where does one start with these things? OK... as of 2003 I'm 22 years old, male, bi, blond, and (pick one) cool/a fucking furry/very fucked up/a game playing freak/still living with my mom. I want to write for a living, but I'm lazy. Everyone's told me I should write a little every day in order to really become a writer, so, this is gonna be my partial effort to do so. The bits of comedy I think up, the problems I have, then random shit I dredge up, this is where it'll be. Enjoy, if you're into that sort of thing.